Meet Sophia — Now in Private Beta

You know you should post more. You're not going to, though. Are you?

Squidgy gives your business a dedicated AI content team — built around your brand, not a generic template.

Waitlist closes 30th April. This Beta Cohort starts 1st May.

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Sophia

It's Friday. Your socials are sorted for the next 2 weeks. Go enjoy your weekend — I've got this.

First month free

Sound familiar?

You need to be more visible online.

Consistency is key.

Your competitors are posting every day.

You know all this. You've heard it a hundred times. But between client work, admin, and actually living your life — it never gets done properly.

What if someone else just... did it?

Not "Automated content"

That's how you end up sounding like a robot.

Not A social media agency

Who has £2k/month for that?

Not Another app with a dashboard

You'll forget to check it.

A teammate. Someone who learns how you talk, drafts posts that sound like you, handles the engagement, and doesn't post anything without your say-so.

Meet Your AI Content Team

They don't generate content.

They deep-learn your Brand DNA and execute your strategy — in your voice, on your schedule.

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Social Media Specialist

Sophia

She's the teammate who:

  • Writes posts in your voice (because she actually learns it)
  • Engages with your audience so they don't feel ignored
  • Keeps your profiles consistent without you thinking about it
  • Suggests ideas based on what's resonating
  • Only posts what you've approved (you stay in control)

She handles the grind. You make the calls.

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Newsletter Specialist

Nula

She's the teammate who:

  • Writes every newsletter in your voice
  • Plans your calendar so you're never scrambling for something to say
  • Keeps your audience warm between sales without you thinking about it
  • Suggests topics based on what your readers actually care about
  • Only sends what you've approved (you stay in control)

She handles the writing. You make the calls.

See how Nula works
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Blog Architect

Blake

He's the teammate who:

  • Writes in your voice with the depth that actually builds authority
  • Researches what your audience is searching for (and writes it properly)
  • Keeps your blog consistent without you having to think about it
  • Suggests topics based on what will rank and convert
  • Only publishes what you've approved (you stay in control)

He handles the legwork. You make the calls.

See how Blake works

Already working for real businesses

We're in early beta.

So we don't have years of case studies. What we do have: actual humans using Sophia right now.

I've posted more in the last 3 weeks than I did in the previous 6 months. And I didn't write any of it. I just spoke to Sophia like I would an employee.

Beta user, marketing consultant

She got my voice right by the second draft. I was skeptical, but it genuinely sounds like me. And the visuals are bang-on.

Beta user, freelance designer

I finally stopped feeling guilty about Instagram. That alone is worth it.

Beta user, small agency owner

Limited Availability

We're Selecting 75 Founding Partners

This isn't a standard subscription. It's a founding partnership. We're building Squidgy with a small group of businesses who get early access, locked-in pricing, and a direct line to the team. In return, we want your feedback, your honest opinion, and your results.

First month completely free

Try the full team, no charge.

50% Lifetime Discount

£99/month instead of £199/month. Half the standard price, guaranteed for life.

All Three AI Mates from Day One

Sophia, Nula, and Blake, ready to work for you.

Direct Access to the Founders

Shape the product roadmap with your feedback.

This Beta Cohort starts 1st May. Waitlist closes 30th April.

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How It Works

1

Join the waitlist

Drop your name and email. You'll get a confirmation instantly with your leaderboard link.

2

Play Escape the Admin

Climb the leaderboard throughout April. Share, refer, and compete. The top 75 when the waitlist closes on 30th April become Founding Partners.

3

Founding 75 confirmed 30th April

Leaderboard locks. Your founding spot is secured and you'll hear from us directly.

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Beta cohort kicks off 1st May

We'll guide you through your Brand DNA session, set up Sophia, Nula, and Blake around your business. Live within a week.

Simple Pricing. No Surprises.

One plan. One price. Locked forever.

Early Access

Founding Partner

Freefirst month
Then £99/month£199locked forever
  • First month completely free
  • £99/month locked for life
  • Sophia, Nula & Blake from day one
  • Brand DNA setup included
  • Direct access to the founders
  • Shape the product roadmap
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75 spots only · Waitlist closes 30th April

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Frequently Asked Questions

75 spots. First month free. Waitlist closes 30th April.

Sick of the social media guilt spiral?

We're not trying to create hype. We're trying to build something that actually works. If you want someone to just handle it — join the waitlist.

This Beta Cohort starts 1st May. Once the Founding 75 are confirmed, this offer is gone.

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